Tim:Ělways follow your instructions, always makes jobs a bit easier. Al and I are gonna roughen that house, finish hanging that garage door, but first, we're gonna install a twin-cylinder deadbolt security lock in this door. Huh! Y'know, I don't think women understand the feeling of raw hide and steel vice gripping monkey pliers, dato head cut, flat jig, mitre jig, box hat, glue, ah-ah-ah! Busy day, today. My wife says when I put on this bad boy, I turn into a wild, hairy, disgusting ape. Tim: Oh, there's nothing like the feeling of raw hide and cold steel hanging on your hips. Tool tip, toolbelt fashion tip from old Tim: hike it up so you avoid that unsightly butt crack because who wants to see that! I was showing everybody how to install a deadbolt lock. Jill:Ĝouldn't get the boys to watch, huh? Uh, Jill! I've gotta spot all warmed up on the couch. Lisa: Binford Tools is proud to present Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor. The series premiere opens in the living room, Tim is watching 'Tool Time' on the TV.

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